Your phone is nicked while you're in a pub. What happens next?
Did they take the television and the stereo too?
You text message the police from the palmtop organiser in your other pocket
You seal the pub doors and frisk everyone in the bar
Your company issues a replacement three weeks later
What does a mobile phone give you that a land line cannot?
The ability to make or cancel plans at the last minute
Reassurance of help in an emergency
Terminal brain tumours
Mobile email and internet access
You have just split from your partner. Your mate phones as you squeeze onto a crowded morning train to work. How do you respond?
You're still at home, crying down the land line to your mum
Loudly recite the full, gory details of the argument, consulting other commuters for their opinions as well
Tell him to read the mobile email you just sent to his workstation
Muffle a sob and say you will call back later
What is your ring tone?
That standard ring, ring sound
Kylie's Can't Get you out of my Head
A tune I created this morning
Set to vibrate
What is 3G?
An expensive, unproven mobile technology
The network I need to go with my 23rd-century Nokia prototype
An opportunity to talk and text non-stop with my mates
A bingo call
What does the mobile phone represent to you?
Damned teenagers
Mother, father, friend, analyst
A way my office can ruin my weekend
The pinnacle of scientific, consumerist achievement
How do you pay for your phone calls?
I don't, my company pays
With a top-up card
I write a cheque to BT every quarter
I have a monthly contract
What's your highest snake score?
I play an interactive version of Tomb Raider
Is that some sort of code word for sex?
1,009
I can't quite make that game work
Where do you keep your phone?
Next to my ear
I leave the micro ear piece on if I'm expecting a call
On the table next to the sofa
At the bottom of my handbag/briefcase
